The answer to any 'worst state' question involving drinking is always Utah.

So if someone is accused of rape, regardless of the validity of that claim (and please note that the particulars in this case were very vague), we should castigate that person, on the grounds that they're 'most likely' a 'creep'? What are you basing that on aside from one person's accusations?

I would imagine that after the Ferguson decision last night, it will be very easy to decide which ignorant hillbillies you need to delete.

He wants to keep playing football, let's play football. Not a big deal. It's football.

The 'bare min of damage control' would be him offering a fake apology. Next on the rung would be a fake apology followed by a vague promise of donating money. This guy offered what appears to be a genuine apology (he even called his actions 'racist' for God's sake), donated $10,000 and pledged up to $100k more. What…

One of my favorite things to do is steal a bus and drive it on to one of the bridges and park it sideways to block traffic. After the cars pile up for a mile, hop up on top of the bus and start tossing sticky bombs into the mayhem. Detonate and it's like an atom bomb went off.

I like that you have 'bowl of cereal' stories. My friends and I in high school had 'and then a had a really big sandwich!' stories. Stories that kind of went nowhere and were equal in interest to a generic story about eating a really big sandwich.

Also add in 10,000 more words and remove the convenient and neatly-bulleted steps.

This exact thing would happen in my house, too. Never even knew what chipped beef was until I was an adult.

What's hypocritical about, as the poster said, 'minimiz[ing] the unhealthiness of that food'? And why are you telling people where to eat and how to eat? Fuck off.

I agree!

'Half' is far too conservative of an estimate in the age of Max Read.

It is also Gawker's, and Valleywag's, and Max Read's, and Hamilton Nolan's, and Sam Biddle's, etc.

Trindon Holliday is totally forgotten, too. He never even made it to the field.

If you had any journalistic integrity, you would be embarrassed, and you certainly wouldn't be responding with ironic distancing and sarcasm. This is not a good article and you're capable of better.

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You're reading and responding to deadspin comments on a Sunday night. We all need social lives.

Do places besides Gawker use 'thirsty'? This is literally the only place that I see use it but it seems like a mandate that every GM site has to jam 'thirsty' into every story. You people are trying too hard; it's annoying. You're killing it, just like you're killing 'throwing shade'. Fuck outta here with this shit.

Her appearance on CBB is great not only for her Freestyle Rap Battle but for their satirization of noted misogynist Tom Leykis. There are tons of laugh out loud parts to that episode. Plus Jason Mantzoukas is there!