Where did I say any of that? All I said was he was awkward to watch. Get your head out of your ass. Good to see you're putting your 'Jump to Conclusions' mat to good use. Learn to fucking read.

I feel bad for the crew that had to film it.

After that Edward Champion article the other day where he went into hysterics over Emily Gould, I was googling around and found out that she has a cooking/talk show on Youtube. Her most watched EP was one featuring, you guessed it, Tao Lin. Good Lord is he uncomfortable to watch interact with a woman.

AdBlock, son.

The fact that you listed Troy Brown fourth speaks volumes. I'm a Giants fan and hate Brady, but come on. Also: Peyton Manning had Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne, who are two of the best receivers of their generation, and he had them for years. Brady had Moss for two years, Hernandez for parts of three, and Gronk for…

Thank you for dissecting 'All Day'. I watch a lot of cooking/restaurant/Ramsay shows and was never able to figure out the meaning based on context. It just seemed like a random thing they'd shout out at the end of a sentence, like saying 'over and out' on a CB radio.

Who wouldn't? And what does Burneko expect it to look like? It's fries with pulled pork, cheese, and onions on it. It takes him 2,000 words for him to tell us he's an idiot.

Third or fourthing this. I never use Chrome anymore but would love this for Firefox.

I hope this extends to Vine. I went to college with one of the most popular guys on Vine, Curtis Lepore. When the rape allegations surfaced last year, it was the first I'd heard of him in a few years so I decided to check out his Vine/youtube. I was blown away by the number of underage girls throwing themselves at him…

Statistically speaking, many rape victims were raped previously or have a history of sexual abuse. Not saying this is true about this particular woman, but it certainly isn't out of the realm of possibilities. Also: your first take away from a story about a guy raping a woman is to wonder why the woman didn't stop it,…

Sort of lost in the shuffle here is his other prank video (which he has made private in the last few days*) where he handcuffed himself to unsuspecting women and told them he was now their boyfriend. Most of the women hated it and told him to undo the cuffs and go away and he refused. He also only removed the cuffs…

Minus two points, one for the outdated Rick James reference and one for the distinct lack of a shouted 'World Star!!!'

Especially egregious in that statement is that Mike Patrick used to do play-by-play for Sunday Night Football and was fucking terrible. 'Best and most underrated'? He got removed from a high profile job for being terrible. Get your head out of your ass, Tim Burke.

There's always "Weekend Update".

How long was slavery around? Like 400 years? All the sudden [sic], after 400 years - no - it was a crime for slavery to exist.

So I regrettably just watched a few 'I'm Shmacked' videos, and I just don't get it. How is this a thing? It's so boring. Like, it's just jump cuts of people partying. . .and people watch these videos? You're already on the internet, there are a billion more entertaining things out there.

Hartline's got nothin' on Hingle McCringleberry.

So hopefully one positive from the whole Ray Rice thing is that it gets Ray Lewis off TV. But then again, it's ESPN, so not only do I not expect it, I fully expect Ray Rice to join him at the Countdown desk.

I don't know how to direct message people on Kinja (or even if that's possible), but could you write an in depth article on the Greg Hardy thing? There isn't a whole lot of media coverage on this, and there needs to be. What he did is on par with or beyond what Ray Rice did. Here's some quotes from the Charlotte…

Please research the way that Deadspin covered this, right down to the incredibly creepy and disgusting timeline in regards to Justin Verlander and Kate Upton, which timeline they used geo-data to create. Gawker does not have a leg to stand on in this one.