Oh God. The worst is when people will write a one star review on a book that they've read only a few pages of and they're preemptively defensive about how they have every right to review something they haven't read. I once got into an argument with a woman who had read 5 or 10 pages of 'Geek Love' and gave it a one…

I think your confusion about why other people like Red Lobster and you don't has a lot to do with your 'I don't eat seafood' remark. Also, Cheddar Bay Biscuits ftw.

Excellent attitude to have! I guess 'fear of ruffling people's feathers' is easily trumped by 'emptily complaining about your blood pressure'.

There's 'nothing' you can do except have your blood pressure rise? How about raise awareness and speak out? This is 2014, and you're an internet commenter. I have to imagine you're on social media with some number of followers. Share stories like this! Make people aware! The more educated and aware we get as a…

I literally do not care about the Yankees or the Red Sox. I only responded because you used 'clubhouse cancer' and then giddily wrote that you can't wait for the replies your 'tell it like it is' horseshit would get.

I wish kinja had a downvote option so I could use it on you for 'iggying'.

I'm only writing this because your 'Hot Take' is literally begging for some kind of backlash to it: fuck you, asshole!

Or her punching ol' Bonesy's shrunken skull into dust.

Way OT but I sincerely hope this catches on as a 'thing' around here.

Those that complain about Errol Morris not taking down Rumsfeld a.) clearly have a political ax to grind, b.) don't understand Errol Morris as a filmmaker (every one of Morris's movies simply lets the interviewee tell the story *as they see it*, this being the point, ie delving into an individual's perception of…

It sounds like the most frivolous item ever. Though, now that I think about it, I would assume only narcissistic people with insane amounts of disposable income would commission (or 'buy'/'order', if that's too grandiose a term for a thermos purchase) a monogrammed coffee thermos, so maybe this guy does have some…

You are awesome. Even when I vehemently disagree with your food tastes, your stuff is written in a genuine, non-contrived way that is both fun and refreshing. Congrats!

So now I know 'Yankton' for two things: this and 'Deadwood'.

Wow, this article might not even be focusing on the worst part of that clip. I mean, did you hear the meandering, bullshit question in the first 30 seconds about the supposed people out there who think she got the job because, essentially (in Matt Lauer's weird, quasi-paraphrased sense) it needed a woman's touch?…

Yeah, plus their store brands are really good quality and variety (often better than name brand) and are really good prices.

I don't know how it works at Whole Foods (I suspect it's similar), but Wegman's has numbers on their containers that the cashier enters to auto-tare the container weight when you scan and weigh it through the line.

I also said 'sounds/phrases' in addition to 'words', which you ignored or didn't/can't read. Excellent part of my post to focus on, by the way.

'Trying to self sensor yourself when your by yourself because of someone elses standards of political correctness is as dumb'

I barely read anything in the Kinja universe, but I stumbled upon this feature several weeks ago and now make it a point to come back every Monday. Even checked out some of your 'Rankings' posts which I love though severely disagree with on occasion (though not as much as Deadspin's 'Cereals, Ranked' column, which is…

Aside from all the obvious horrible stuff here, I must ask a petty question: what is up with the aesthetic of both this guy and Terry Richardson? It's like they hired a stylist and for a few hours knocked around their ideas concerning stereotypes and the platonic ideal of 'creepy pervert'/'sexual deviant' and then…