FCA’s merger attempts:

Having access to IHS data, I checked the numbers. As of July ‘19 (latest update available) 0 (as in, zero) 2020 Supras had been registered.

Prosecutor: You’re about to get waymo criminal charges.

The UAW kind of sucks, but it is still a union, and therefore inherently good. 

You could have had a C8! 

I took my blood, I doped it down

Thank you.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Corporate intern millennial to Kia exec: How do you plan to sell to “us”

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

The seats come with adjustable lumber support.

Chevy did not think the nickname wood stick, despite the recent spike in interiorest.

Yeah, but if they work 8 days a week, it works out to a nice 8 hours per day, and then they can take every Shmaterday and Thriday as their days off.

I think I would puma pants.

4th Gear: VAG Fails The Smell Test Again 

KoolAid Man never stood a chance.

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

Been there. Done that.

There’s also a Saturn museum in Bowling Green?

*Guy cuts you off*