Megan, if this post was a long way of saying you need new glasses, there’s an EyeBuyDirect ad at the top of this page that could be of some use to you rn.

I know, right. Like we don’t all know that the Markles would immediately sell any and all pictures/videos/greeting cards with the baby’s face to the Daily Fail.

She has two best-selling cookbooks and is out promoting a line of cookware at Target. She’s got plenty on her plate that isn’t being Mrs. John Legend.

Nope. The ball falls in his glove, and his glove hit the wall.

I say the same thing. Native American identity is not solely based on blood. It’s a connection to a community. It’s a shared heritage.

Yes, it is wrong.

It is weird. She purportedly listed herself as a minority in a law school directory to be with “people who are like I am,” but she never actually contacted the tribe she believed herself to be a descendant of.

Yes, thank you. It’s amazing that so many people are simply ignoring the voice of an actual Native American to bend over backward for a woman just because they like her politics. It’s mindboggling.

That’s because those opinions are not mutually exclusive.

and as soon as possible, please.

Bono’s social media is the least of the red flags on this woman. She was a principal at the firm that knew Nassar was sexually assaulting gymnasts but covered it up instead.

Houston in 5, because for some reason they still have Dallas Keuchel as their number 3 starter.

If Clevenger didn’t like that tweet, he’s really gonna hate this t-shirt.

I don’t believe for a second that any of those goobers has ever been in a bar fight. The closest any of them has ever come is hiding in the corner with their wine glass clutched to their chest while watching others in a bar fight.

For me, it’s because she seems to be the personification of the phrase “born on third base and thought she hit a triple.”

Best West.

Agreed. In fact, I seriously doubt any other Chrises have the capacity to catch up.

Same here. Most of the time, the name of the celebrity is in the headline, so I know whether to click or not. With these fractions of a sentence, though, they are hoping you’ll click through to find out what small detail they’ve almost commented about. But I’m not that interested in their near-opinion to actually take…

I regret that I have but one star to give these comments.  The problem is getting worse with these dirt bag bullet points. They can’t even be bothered to write a single full sentence anymore.