I want one outfitted with a luxury interior like a G5 or BBJ or something, but I want to be the pilot... I think it’d be pretty badass as a civilian non-cargo plane.

Oh for sure... or find a freaky wife, which I lack too.

I’ve got a 2005 G35x with a tick under 110k miles, and I’ve been shopping for the replacement... I’m 98% sure it’s going to be another. It’s been a great car, as have all of my Nissans. It’s reasonably quick, even today where an Accord V6 can spank it, handles very nicely, and is comfortable and quiet for long…

Yep. Hookers. Blow. King crab legs. Rented exotics. Handjobs. It’s the eighties in Vegas.

This was a tough one... price a touch high for that mileage to rotary engine ratio we got there, but it looks to be in nice shape, so I slowly pressed NP.

;)

I’ll be goddamned... Today I learned - thanks!

Certainly explains the Note 7 fires.

Of course. The “Party of Personal Responsibility,” as always, will be unable to take personal responsibility. 

Coupes even had them. e.g. S14 Silvia.

This is good news for the UK. As we know, British electronics in automobiles have a long history of being excellent.

Zuh-gay-toe, with each syllable pronounced heavily in a slight southern American accent.

Wow what a MUCH, MUCH better direction Lamborghini was going to go... That is a far better design than what came out next.

Same... used to do 20k a year, and most of it was just horsing around. Now my monthly WORK commute is 40 miles total, including going home for lunch. I usually am getting 6-8k / year now, and most of that is just horsing around. Feels weird to drive so little, particularly living in Indiana.

So whose dick do I have to suck to get rid of those ugly seatbelts?

There are two types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower, and those who lie.

I mean you know I’m kinda joking, since poor people don’t buy $34k cars. People like me may though... sort of wannabe wealthy people who really aren’t. Of course, I’d never consider a new car; that’s kinda dumb when I can let some other asshole take the depreciation. 

Dude in my neighborhood has one. Two-tone white and powder blue / purpleish. My wife didn’t understand why I hauled ass after it the first time I saw it. “It’s just an old van!”

Had to then awkwardly explain I’ve loved this van since I was a kid and here it is in person.

Disclaimer: I’ve never ran a company, so take this with a grain of salt, but to grow Tesla, I’d probably have:

1) Ensured I can handle the capacity
2) STARTED with the $35k variant to try and attract the “poor” people

Thanks for the boner.