That front end hurts to look at. Interior reminds me of the Fisker Karma, which I can’t say if that’s a good thing or bad.

Very well maintained? Sure, it probably got regular maintenance, but it also got tons of regular abuse.

If I intend to make it out alive? Debaged silver Mercedes C63.
If I’m going out in style? Lamborghini Murcielago LP670-4 SV in Ithica Verde please.

It depends on your end game. Pretty much any modern sport bike will out-accelerate any cruiser, can fit in places that they can’t, and the cops are (usually) not going to PIT you.

“a turning radius somewhere between a container ship and a mid-century ranch house”

Not surprising, when you think about it. Ferraris are all about their engines. That’s where their character is. Going full electric would defeat that quite substantially.

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Unfortunately, the Idiocracy is upon us...and its only going to get worse.

Literally everywhere.  Or weren’t you watching the news?

Yeah, my first thought was ‘who knew that Lord Humongous’ gang were Trump supporters’?

(going old-school)

Fucking argue against it. It’s dangerous illegal intimidation.

All the high end CUV things are. Because all you can really do with a two box jacked up blob is somehow stretch your corporate face onto it. The rest of it is always going to be some version of rounded off box. It’s not like you can make a low, slinky sexy CUV. Well, you COULD, but then it would be a station wagon,…

lol, i got a newsflash for you my man: how the fuck do you think ICE became so prevalent w/a gas station on every corner? Two words: government subsidies.

Neutral: A Rav4 EV or something similar. 

Just for the record, miniature golf is awesome.

Well..  technically it is a square and narrow Disco V but that isn't a bad thing.

It’s not dumb, just a slightly more affluent person’s Wrangler.

The best solution to this is to not answer any phone numbers you don’t know. 

If you look at CEOs and captains of industry historically, outside of the auto industry as well, Elon is one of the nicer, humbler, more likable ones. It’s just that he has Twitter, and we have the memory of a pack of goldfish so we forgot Carnegie hiring a private army to shoot striking workers, Rockefeller is the…