No mention of the Geo Spectrum?

5 ton? What are you? Some sort of pinko commie?

‘67 Ford Bronco

991.1 Targa. Decent PDK examples can be found for around $80k. And there are LATCH anchors in the back seats, so it can technically fit 2 car seats.

You forgot the most important part of using any roundabout:

The whole burnout u-turn preceding that on a public road without taking the time to make sure there was no one coming makes him a douchebag.

Negative equity rollover

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

I have no problems with the software (except Cadillac, they can go die).

Pros: They are not boats and can leave the water...

...the family plans to use the car as a generator...

Didn’t go at all like I expected.  I expected one car in a ditch and the other one on fire.  

I think everyone with a modicum of knowledge about ww2 aircraft development is aware of the Zero fighter’s later shortcomings. However in the early phase of the war it was indeed a superb fighter. The Allies had several advantages in all theatres of war.

I have not enjoyed this controversy because I have ended up agreeing with a lot of unpleasant people.

It the era of crossover apocalypse, I actually think we should be excited for cars like this X2. It’s literally a tall hot hatch. Like a GTI Alltrac. The only reason this car exists is to offer a more nimble, sporty and “interesting” looking alternative to the homely and utilitarian X1. It shows that the future of…

BMW M12/13 was the most powerful BMW 4CYL 1,200HP at 5 bar of boost 

This isn’t actually relevant to this story, but 9 years ago this very night I got the call that they had a new liver for me. I love reading stories about organ donors, even if I can’t help the tears. 

Maybe some Burma Shave type signs along the roadside?

1. Anyone who’s been taught how to drive a large box truck should have been taught about height issues.