It’s unknown what I think of it because wine.

That’s something you learn to hone while riding a motorcycle really quickly. Only replace “stupidest” with “murderest.”

The best ‘Murican movie car will always be...

I give you props for this. Nay — Jello Pudding Props.

J-A-I-L-O

I’ve been daily driving the F-Type R for about 6 months now, with only one minor A/C issue. I know it’s still early, but bumping the warranty to 8 year, 100,000 miles is only $2,900.

Hahaha. Yes — they’ve moved on to middle management and pot users.

You seem to be under the impression that only enthusiasts will buy this car.

Yep, nothing like the sound of a 3.0-liter V6 at full roar.

That’s my whole point in the last few paragraphs. In the past, that was fine. But these days, Maserati has set serious volume targets, so they can’t only sell based on “emotions” and “feeling.” If they want this car to be successful in the numbers they’re talking about, it has to actually be a good car. And it’s not.

Andy Fletcher is a repeat Violator who thinks his ball & strike calls are Music to the Masses and expects Some Great Reward for it. The guy can barely Speak & Spell, his strike zone is a Broken Frame, but he tries to keep Playing the Angel. He really needs to go back to umpiring 101.

Dear People who are angry at this,

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