As long as they dont stop the hard liquor, I'm ok with that.

I'm going to say what everyone else hasn't yet: I want everyone else in self driving cars, but not myself.

"There," he said. "You're problem's fixed."

Competition....it's a beautiful thing.

I don't agree. He posits that if he were to be part of that 1% he's got a responsibility towards those who are less fortunate. That's an important nuance.

Pictured: said Tesla owner

But as an auto enthusiast you no longer have to be worried about the compromise, or having two cars.

"Are we going to a club?"

Word is that after this drunken incident, Pistorius rode out a nasty storm from the crows nest of a shrimp boat and then made his peace with god and some other stuff happened too, but fuck, it took along time to get to the point and I'm still not sure I even know what the point of it was, but yeah, that's basically…

This should be a no-brainer...

Not to be outdone, Pablo Sandoval had three grand slams after the game.

Not sure about the pre-approved loan or credit check first, unless you are there to buy the car. That's a hard pull, right? A few of those will ding your credit, and they take 2 years to drop off.

Wait... are they Illinois Nazis?

Whatever The Bear Jew and Lt Aldo Raine are driving.

I'll take a T34.

Trick question?

GMC Syclone

Funfact: these are all remnants of a carrier-pigeon based service known as UberBoat where privateer mariners could be summoned for quick trips up and down the Eastern Seaboard. The company fought cartels and legal action for years, but worst of all was covering up their accident history, as evidenced by this story.

I could see the replica trophy fooling people. But using cardboard cutouts as defenders yesterday proved ill-advised.

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and be one of the first to disagree with Automatic Transmissions being added. Yes, they're good for the reasons you stated but I would argue that's more than offset by people being free to drive with one hand or with a knee/leg and mess with phones, makeup, food, shaving, etc.