Beckymonster? Definitely. Blonde? Maybe. Beautiful? Uh, no. This girl is average by almost every standard out there, has some major acne, and she applies makeup like Voldemort in a bottle blonde wig.

It’s like some Modest Proposal shit. You really want to give kindergarten teachers guns? Special ed teachers? Teachers with poor impulse control? Not to mention, as a commentator on AMJoy pointed out, if you DO give teachers guns and there’s another school shooting, SWAT is going to show up and start “dropping…

Here. Cleanse yourself.

It was a down year for the whole event. The skills challenge is never exciting, everyone was ice cold in the 3 point shooting outside of Booker’s winning round, and most of the dunks were meh. But Nance Jr. should have won for sure.

I think it’s Huckabee Sanders. She looks fucked!

This is awesome, this could be a watershed moment...these high schoolers are already eligible or close to being eligible to vote...this shit can spread like wildfire quickly and all those gun Nazis are going to wish they just agreed to a few token laws to get the youth off their backs.

“I am...literally, the least racist person I know. I don’t wear white sheets and a hood and burn crosses! Some of my friends do, and certainly many members of my family have, but I don’t. I know black people, I work with black people, shit, one time in college I slept with a black guy. You know who the real racists…

I await her tearful Facebook apology where she declares “That is NOT who I am...”

What the fuck? We regularly contract with the state and federal governments. Contract approval takes months as bidders must be vetted by a panel and pass a litmus test that includes a financial review. Something as simple as an audit of her “company” and their financials would have snuffed out her inexperience upon…

Maybe it’s better that he didn’t carry the flag because I could see that asshole in the White House using him as some “patriotic African American” and comparing him to the NFL players just to continue to create more division.  

Now you see how ignorant a motherfucker acts when they’re in a situation where they can’t run shit! It looks like the real “fire and fury” may be coming out of Pence’s ass!

I seem to recall that he also referred to Putin saying strongly that he hadn’t interfered in the elections, and Roy Moore strongly denying being a complete piece of shit. I guess if [you’re a white man and] you say something strongly, you are to be believed.

“He says he’s innocent, and I think you have to remember that,”

“You can only overplay your hand so many times before people start calling your bluff”. I’ll be goddamned if that’s not the advice he should be giving his fucking tired ass daddy! It’s the same bullshit over and over and it’s only those brainless motherfuckers that support him that keep cheering!

This obviously proves that Trump’s lawyers don’t consider him the “genius” and as “intelligent” as he brags to be, otherwise it shouldn’t be a problem to avoid a “perjury trap”!

Yes, Kellyanne is suffering from “LMS”/ Lying Motherfucker Syndrome. And she not only lies like a crackhead, she LOOKS like a crackhead! (and no offense to crackheads).

I guess everybody engaged in protests against Trump will be accused of treason next. But the WH is also trying to spin this now because from a technical standpoint as president he is accusing elected officials of committing treason and that could be classified as a felony.

I would bet that the statistics show that more Americans are killed by DRUNK AMERICANS, not drunk illegal immigrants.

So now, instead of being the world leader that everybody looked to America as, we’re now becoming copycats. Again, this shows that this motherfucker has no CREATIVITY! He has no ability to create, only copy or destroy.

Upon hearing of Eagles’ victory, and the mass media praise showered on the quarterback Foles and whomever calls the plays: I went to goggle.