It’s Time to Live a Private and Personal Life By Eliminating All Social Media Because You Individually Are Not All That Important and No One Really Cares What You Just Ate or Where You Went on Vacation Especially That One Girl From High School Who Got Hot in College and You Casually Check Up On Her but You Realize…

“We are dealing with evil people. Blue-eyed devils and demons” - Tim Scott, not blue-eyed, but definitely so in his thinking and voting.

Yep, him. He is nothing but an overbearing parent that doesn’t deserve kids. LaMelo looks like a scared rabbit each time you see him. The jury is out on the other two, even though Lilangelo got sticky fingers which needs to be addressed and hasn’t. The younger one needs to find a high school and get it in. My thing is…

I understand your empathy but let me offer a counter. He let him self be put in that position. He should have said no when told he was going to be nominated. His hubris at walking thru the door of that chamber is galling. Like he thinks he can just fake it till he make it when peoples lives are in his hands. This is…

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

This seems like such small potatoes compared to the secret Russian back-channel, but I’ll take any more nails in his coffin I can get. He either needs to be in jail or have the spell that turned him from a shop mannequin into a real boy broken. I don’t care which.

Of course Dolt 45 is lying his sphincter is moving.

I read the headline and was like, didn’t we do this shit already? Then in PARAGRAPH 8 you mentioned the previous violation. Why the fuck do these assholes seem to get three strikes for each law they break?

She should have checked the law???

Louise slithers up alongside Mnuchin and breathes into his ear “It’s your money now, dahling. All of it. It even has your name on it.” Mnuchin giggles like a schoolboy.

I sincerely wish the NAACP would pull a brilliant play and embrace the NRA. Start a whole campaign about how Black Americans need to exercise their second amendment rights. Organize gun buys. Have 30 Black people show up at a gunshop and all buy handguns. Nationwide.

Just like they wasted money on the myriad investigations into Benghazi after the first couple came back negative. The worst part of this is knowing most of these dumb republican congressmen literally watch this shit on fox news, then hitch up their pants, puff up their chests and decide to do something about it, then…

Apparently our President believes this is what he signed up for

What does even fucking matter anymore? The GOP has shown that they’ll support their own regardless of what they do.

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

Wisdom:

I assumed you were gonna go with a “lean into the kick, which he does because he kicks people in the balls on the regular” type joke.

Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s…