RIP Elijah. 

Trump: “I don’t know ANYBODY, at all!”

Detective: “Hey, what happened to all that weed from the evidence room?”

Don’t forget about “CORRUPTION”! Been running that in the ground lately too!

What about Ivanka over in China? Pretty quiet on the right about her! 

Another Jedi mind trick, brought to you by “ART”/ Alternate Reality Trump! 

You running already? Calm the fuck down.

Hey Donald, what about Greenland getting in on the act? 

GOD DAMN, Donald! We’ve heard it all before! “We will repeal and replace Obamacare”, “I will make Mexico pay for the wall”, yada, yada, yada. Well? 

Looking for a lawyer? Call 1 800 RUDY (and then bite that cyanide pill in your mouth).

Nobody told them that the Jedi aren’t real! 

I’ll bet anybody Black will have a hard time trying to apply that doctrine in a court of law! 

“Who are you going to believe”? Geez, Trump admitted that he did it right there at the UN, and then tried to lie about why he did it. Day 1 lie: Concerned about “corruption”. Day 2 lie: Waiting for other people to contribute aid. Put them together: “Waiting for other people to contribute aid to a nation that may have…

Are they trying to play the “look over here” game? Trump ADMITTED that he did it, and even LIED about why he did it! To hell with the complaint! 

Dutch: “Get to the choppa”! 

Rev. Al hitting Gaetz with “Your mama” after Gaetz got through would have ran the place crazy, even though I know the Rev. wouldn’t.

Mr. “Flip Flopper in Chief”! 

More lunacy on top of the daily lunacy we get from Trump. We’re definitely having a mental health problem in America. 

Wow! White people like Laura have a problem when with Black people once they can’t profit off of them anymore. 

Trump will try ANYTHING to try to get that Nobel Peace Prize! Obama would have been dragged out of the Oval Office and lynched if he had talked about inviting the Taliban to Camp David!