Agreed. It’s fucking ridiculous that having kids is the broadly accepted “normal” setting, and anybody who chooses otherwise is subject to interrogation.

Ha. I hope it serves you well!

Hm. I’ve never thought about it in the dumbest possible way before, so thanks for opening up my eyes to that take.

Those NES ones are soooooo close to perfect. They just need to ditch the SMB tongue and the cheesy “power” thing on the side.

I wanted to like Wargroove, but the interface was too frustrating and ultimately drove me away.

Agreed.

Yup. I agree with all of this.

“it reads like a desperate, hollow attempt to get me to like a man I mostly scream at through my computer as he distances himself from the Green New Deal and professes a misguided allegiance to fracking.”

Heaven forbid!

Sorry! I do have a knack for ruining things.

Ha, yeah. He does seem to have his back foot on its toe, like he’s just casually hanging around in Subcon.

Speaking of his arms, I never liked the placement of his arm in SMW. It sits too far forward, obstructing his entire torso and preventing the sprite from having volume when he stands at rest. SMB3 had the same issue, although it somehow seems less severe due to the reduced color palette.

When he comes down from a jump, it lifts slightly but never comes all the way off.

Step 1: Accuse me of not understanding what you wrote.

Then you’re a dumbass.

Good call on the printer. It amazes me how many people waste time and money with inkjets.

Good call on the printer. It amazes me how many people waste time and money with inkjets.

Shhhh... you’re interrupting the narrative.

Exactly. I mean, Biden wasn’t my first choice. But he’s fine. And held up against Trump, he’s the best fucking thing in the world.

Oh good. I was waiting for the false equivalency brigade to arrive.

If two undecided voters make up an unusually large fraction of your social circle, you seriously need to meet some new people.