Can you “culturally appropriate” rage?

Damn, Trumpers are a protected class now? Is a MAGA hat religious garb? Is a lifted truck a prosthetic device? Should Trumpers be allowed extra time on standarize tests because of their low IQs?

What a time to be alive.

Nobody should wear Birkenstocks (in public).

In fairness, he didn’t say Birkenstocks are 100% White.

I dunno, cause when I read “Like Taylor Swift music, Birkenstock stores and ... “ my first thought was, “wait a minute” then I said, “Nope, he’s right. Can’t tell you if I’ve ever seen a - hey, Stephie wears ‘em all the time.”

Not one jar of paprika in that cabinet! We did have a great feast last Sat w/the DC staff. Panama supplied the liquor...Danielle Belton made her famous pancakes...and I did what I do best —grilling & potato salad.

I know. I was like, “Do they read The Root?”

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...FIRED? BWHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHHA? LMAO.

But is the star I will keep closest to my heart. 💋

Aaahhhh.... The scent of the tiki torch is strong with this one.

For all the jackass mofos looking to ride in and defend his right to “free speech,” two things.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

Really is incredible few made the shocking discovery that there’s a shit ton of lotion out there and a skimpy as fuck “ethnic haircare” section for a real reason.

No, what he is going to do is get his ass kicked by a fed up with the bullshit Brown person. If I don’t get to go home to my family, they don’t either. This kumbaya crap is NOT getting us anywhere.

I get ya. I need a happy place or a bit of shut the world out. I am a heartbeat away from rocking back and forth in a corner while sucking my thumb.

The good detective has adequate health insurance benefits with his job. Don’t worry about the diabetes.

“The driver also claimed that he often carried thousands of dollars and a gun in the lunchbox, neither of which was found inside the lunchbox.”

Being Black: If all else fails, simply stop being black. I’ve never seen anyone do it, but it’s worth a try.