Here’s an idea:

As a spurs fan....f you

What does an illiterate man do with a briefcase?

Watching a grown man wearing suit shorts and then bending down to pick up his man bag whilst storming out is actually pretty comical.

“Why WOULDN’T you want to fully appreciate a vest?”

Cake?

Donald Trump....Kim Kardashian....discussing a domestic policy issue.

Morticia goes to Washington.

A burka? A BURKA? Ahahahahahaaaaa!. That’s just another of Kanye’s “Homeless People Slimming Designs.” He just had to cut a lot wider to accommodate his wife.

Then we end up with Pence as president, which really isn’t any better, its still terrifying even if for other reasons. This whole administration is a giant clusterfuck

says the blogger who regularly deletes comments that criticize him. Continuously sad that you’ve turned into Burneko when it comes to that. Loves to dish it - but refuses to take it.

K-A-R-M-A.

Chris Paul is near the bottom of the list of people I’d like to see win a ring. Dude is a Napoleonic trash heap.

There’s just so much to break down in this quote made so long ago:

If you’re going to play in the Europa League, you might as well hire that competition’s most successful manager.

“The Buck stops here,” said Mayor Barrett about the officers’ use of a stun gun against Brown.

How bout you stay single, and fuck who you want, instead of bring this satanic shit in to a relationship! Just saw a trailer for a netflix show promoting this garbage!

Deadpool Can Fuck Right Off - A Totally Objective Review By Shawn Cooke. Totally Objective, You Guys.

So, wait, Deadpool’s first movie made a butt ton of money, and a good portion of that was from people who had, at best, a passing knowledge of what deadpool was. I include myself in that category.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.