Of course no sperm simulator can match Homer's dance in And Maggie Makes Three.

I missed his one! Damn!

He doesn't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

It's only real flaw is not explicitly explaining who the Marauders are.

I need some lube. For my pussy.

Ten grand.

Raiders is always far too low.

Wiggum pats his stomach as he says this and I'm sure they ate her.

Snowball is very ill.

"This witch hunt is becoming a circus!"

What I love about this line is that random line Homer picked out of thin air actually sort of applies to his situation! He's right! and the reverend dismisses him. His god will be mad.

I love those Dan Castellaneta readings like that. He gives it absolutely nothing.

I hate every post I see!
From AVQ&A to AVQ&Z!

It's all chimpan-a.

I need to hear the other end of that phone call.

It has it's moments. "You stole my truck! I like that." and the sheriff telling Homer to pull over, who refuses because a spot has no shade make me laugh.

People complain that the show got too unrealistic but also love Deep Space Homer. I understand some criticism but Homer went to space in one of the undeniable perfect seasons.

Nearly 20 years on and this is still the best scene aired on television.

For a show about the harsh reality of prison life, this season sure did have an unbelievable, incredibly convenient ending.

Piper identifies as black to make money, somehow.