I can relate to Penny arcade strip today, I abhor taking my kids to Chuck-e-cheese. Forty dollars worth of tokens and we have 30 cents worth of candy, one of those spinner top toys that cost 5 cents and left over credit because there’s nothing but stickers and other garbage left for them to claim. That place can’t go…

No where in the article stated that the consoles are coming to an end. What it did say was consoles will be less influential to gaming due to their increasing complexity which used to be their main strength over PC gaming. Why bother with a console if you are going to have the same problems as playing on the PC?…

I don’t even know you, but I couldn’t be any happier for another human being ever. Maybe because I’m familiar with that feeling. I got the same amount of happiness when I bought and installed my very first supercharger for my Mustang. Taking it out for a spin was pure joy. Congratulations.

No, no.. The internet thanks you. It wouldn't be the same without people like you.

Let me see if I can simplify it for you with a short tale. Once upon a time a Princess named Microsoftina hires a contractor to build a pool in her backyard of her castle on a mutually agreed set price set. Half way through the construction of the pool, Princess Microsoftina decides a little pool would not be enough…

Funny you should say that, since I remember Mitsubishi has a SUV named Pajero, which in some Latin american countries is slang for masturbator.

Well I said olden days because the N word is more heavily used instead. I personally never heard anyone using that word and I’ve been in the South, New York city, Virginia and other states with pockets of racist still holding on to tradition.

Koon in the USA is also a derogatory word for black people used in the olden days. Let’s hope that little corn character gets a name change before stupid people start accusing the game as racist.

I pity the fool that hasn't seen a black man with a Mohawk and black leather boots.

Safety first, Mr. Brande Mcdangerpants. That thing looks like a death trap if it catches on fire, so firealarm will warn others to run as fast as they can, while he uses the telephone to call the fire department and the fire extinguisher to douse himself an exit path.

Not hard-core enough. Needs bigger screens. But seriously, if this guy is married, that women or man deserves best spouse award of the millenia.

Step 4: toothpicks stain teeth

Wait, what? Ninja’s are taboo in Europe? Did Europe had a Ninja problem and nobody told me, because if they do, I’m packing all my shit and moving to Europe.

The watch

Having owned several gaming laptops through out the years, my biggest gripe with owning one is that eventually the fans and the heat sinks are going to clog up with dust and cause heating issues. Yet not one single manufacturer engineer their design to provide easy access to the cpu/gpu so the user can clean them to…

This games has been a complete surprise for me, I had no idea it was coming out today until a few days ago. I just finished downloading the game, but first I have to make dinner, fix my damn stupid Ford Explorer so I can stop bumming rides to work and then finally, hopefully, perhaps, sit down and play for a few…

My PC building experience haven't been too bad recently. The only time I had issues were when I went with the refurbished hardware I purchased from Fry's. Needless to say, never ever, ever buy a refurbished CPU liquid cooling kit, or SSD. This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life.

If you are poor, we all get exploited one way or the other. Whether you work at McDonald, join the military, or play a sport for an education is all the same. Somewhere, somehow, we are making some rich guy/gal richer. These student athletes have the choice not to be exploited, by choosing not to play and finding…

Drugs. Don't do them. This is the crappy results.

Fracking lip service. Same bullshit they have been spewing about early access games.