You f*ckers left out Mexican fideo.

Sweet Lightning is the best. I want it to become a store-wide flavor like the Baja Blast at Taco Bell did.

The Gingerbread flavor is still on shelves, at least at my local Publix

It would have been smarter to follow the example that Magic: The Gathering does for “shape shifting” cards, and had the fake Pokemon on one side and the Ditto on the other.

Having worked at a Denny’s, I can tell you that turnover was super high because they would work the staff like dogs only to pay them peanuts. 

YESYESYESYESYES
Now do Mega Man Legends next, Sony

Whoever thought up this “promotion” is a moron of the highest order. Giving out so many free lunches IN NYC in the span of 3 HOURS? How could anyone think that was workable without resulting in a massive clusterf*ck?

This reminds me very much of the Filipino treat halo-halo, which is also a mix of sweet beans, shaved ice, condensed milk, fruit, and other delights.

MMM, yes. Releasing a game in a mega-popular franchise is such a dicey gamble!

But do they come with a slice of cantaloupe at the end?

Even a dumpster gets a steak

I can predict that when more footage shows Madison taking several dicks up his ass, he’ll retort with “JUST BROS BEING BROS, BRO! NO HOMO!”

“don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”

I see what you did there.

That car crash was symbolic, in that it represented the Byrdes managing to walk away from stuff that would have killed anyone not protected by Plot Armor, as well as how badly the the show ending crashed and burned.

Ruth (the true Queen of the Ozarks) gets done dirty but Wendy walks away clean?

FUCK THAT SHIT

I make oatmeal raisin cookies that everyone loves.

The secret is soaking the raisins in rum first.

If I can be in a triad with Beast and Wreck-It Ralph, I’m in.

Every time I get an order from McDonald’s. they ALWAYS ALWAYS leave out items or get the complete order wrong.

My last order had cold & stale fries, the dipping sauces were missing, and so were both apple pies.

My take: The Byrdes will barely escape with their lives from an attempt by the Cartel, make a deal with the FBI to dish everything on the Cartel, go back to Chicago, and resume life as if nothing had happened. The kids will leave as soon as they turn 18 and cut off all contact. Wendy and Marty will continue to screw…

I almost forgot about that!