not a surprise baby shower I saw Chrissy’s tweet to kim asking if she was still coming over Friday lol. I have no life.

saw it last night with my mom, was funny, laughed my head off. we “got it”.

So addicted to this show ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh and vanderpump too obvi

it’s too annoyingly clever

Her speech is as on point as her brows. Bless her.

yeah it’s very much like the priesthood

can we collectively beat the shit out of them first before burning it all down. sell tickets.

yupppppppp

I started my online persona via VICE when I was 17 years old in 1999. My email inbox from back then would legit ruin some people.

I believe her.

trash

slow clap

you mean you never knew vapid cougars could get tired?

I saw Gabriel Byrne once at Fresh in Toronto. I stared a hole into his head from across the room while I are a bowl of some sort. He stared back. Re: Kevin Spacey, my work colleague said everyone in London (when he was doing that play) knew he was “cottaging”.

ew toxic fam members

“We were disappointed to discover the similarities.”

Everyone knows that when you’re being sued you can’t talk shit about the party suing you, holy stupid moron O’Reilly.

BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

PUMPED

this headline is win