i run with my hair down all the time so it doesnt fall out and it looks awesome

TOO BAD RED IS MY COLOUR DEAL WITH IT

LOLLLLLLL

UGH NO THANK YOU

fwaha i worked for vice by the age of 18 in the year 2000. and SEEN.

Canada thanks you for this joke! It's our birthday today after all.

well it's great to know these white bros have a sense of humour.

LOSER. sober up.

ive gone through two and im glad to not have anything foreign inside me anymore. you gain weight also.

INTENSE

I dunno... maybe not a time to joke but to take threats serially?

I didn't read this because its wrong. I d/l tinder, met and fell in love with the first guy and its all super romantic. It's the timing, always about the timing and chemistry.

I feel like I really need to meet Shane.

favourite quote, "R Kelly — the grossest man on Earth as voted by me — and Aaliyah were secretly married when she was just 15 years old and Kelly was 27"

UNREAL

unreadable. Also, total asshole for airing this lohan laundry that I cannot even read because it' all about him.

"normal body" = weird fitting bathingsuit. She's skinny yo.

Hard for us to say anything? Why do you NEED to say anything then? Whiners. Yes. Jealous. Completely. Your time is over.

oh god you have brought much joy to my life thank you

YOU CANT TALK TO THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE/REAL NO MATTER HOW BIG YOUR HAIR IS