when reached for comment, Borring’s estranged wife said, “Keller does things my ex wouldn’t, like eat my ass and let the kids watch.”

I think my favorite part of this story is that Danish media use “-gate” to name scandals.

I think Michael Irvin is more concerned with rules on who’s holding.

I have no idea how Fernando Alonso walked away from that.

You strike me as an Equities in Dallas guy, Tim

White what?

I just saw the gif and didn’t do the napkin trigonometry on the visual. Was there some kind of discrepancy over the ref’s marking of the 10m arc? Or something about the wall voluntarily forming even further back?

Or not be twelve yards away from the ball

And because everyone needs to watch Aubameyang play before he disappears into the Madrid bench next season. The guy is ungodly fast.

In addition to being a terrible, condescending question, it’s also a deeply stupid one that shows the reporter doesn’t understand how basketball works. Baylor got outrebounded because defensive rebounds are easier than offensive ones, and Baylor missed way more shots. Baylor rebounded better than Yale on a percentage…

This guy is my new favorite player.

This is such bullshit.

“Remember when Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick started hocking eggs and orange juiceafter Bernie Madoff stole all their money?”

You expect us to believe those are real names?

Have you ever been to Gawker? Almost everything on here is poached after becoming popular on another site a few days prior. That’s what happens when all the good writers leave and you still need some kind of content to create adspace on. No worries, Hulk Hogan will be rectifying the problem in short order. The whole…

Yeah, but there’s no room for sportsmanship when promotion to Serie J is on the line.

Nice! So this means Princeton gets to advance to the Sweet Sixteen of the ‘98 tournament... right?

That depends. Are your dick pics prime numbers?

40: 4.79

A 2016 Cadillac Escalade starts at $72,970. The per capita income for Dak Prescott’s hometown of Haughton, Louisiana is $20,881. The median income for a family is $57,000, and Prescott’s mother died two years ago.