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Endless hours of my youth were spent replaying Pink Panther dialogue. Kinja hates me, I swear it’s a Pink Panther videos..

I realize we’re not voting here, but...Steve Martin and cast are genius in these:

My turn to play unpopular opinion. Groundhog’s Day is funny, but is in no way 3rd funniest movie ever funny.

For me the top ten must include Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It may not have the sophistication of Annie Hall, but it does have a vorpal bunny.

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

I’m in love.

Do the people who stop and check their cell phones on the subway stairs count?

...will be the name of my forthcoming autobiography

FWIW I’m an Arsenal fan. I’m just also self aware.

Bellerin sounds like he learned English watching Ali G.

I thought that he only used his left to get on the bus, but no, he’s actually got a left foot!

There is no reason Chelsea fans should relegate themselves to the belief the club needs a new manager. I’m sure they’ll be in championship form by the end of the season. Don’t even shed a second tear Blues fans.

Much better on mute.

So this truly cements the Cowboys as America’s Team right?

Yeah, really though.... Fuck you Greg Hardy, and a big ol’ fuck you to Jerry Jones.

It's the mad cow.

I believe the NFL was legally restricted from providing the photos to individual teams. When you have the protection of journalism to shield you, no big deal. When you’re a multibillion dollar corporation, you follow those rules to the t.

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”