“With the East German...heh heh, ‘women’...shaving their backs 5000 miles away, the Americans are heavy favorites.”

I dunno about that. They’ve already endured the Charlie Hebdo thing and the kosher deli siege, and that’s just this year. And their prime minister is not...how shall I euphemize this...known for being forceful and proactive.

I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned Raising Arizona.

“God damn your drunk tests are hard!”

Don’t forget the one where he interrogates the house staff. “That’s a priceless Steinway!” “Not anymore.”

Crimes and Misdemeanors was actually quite good (the parts that didn’t star a short, neurotic, Jewish filmmaker, at least). Not funny, though.