No, we can’t have controls that can be felt and used without taking your eyes off the road anymore. “Safety third”- Detroit ergonomics engineer.

That’s what it will look like in 2050 after David Tracy buys one with all of the LCD screens smashed and can’t find replacements.

By the time it hits production the interior will look like this:

I’m guessing that a chipper owner with a Fargo sense of humor fed an aluminum pie plate full of red paint into his chipper and let it dry. Please tell me I’m correct and that no innocent non-human animals or badly behaving human animals were involved.

Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

Get this un-American drivel off Jalopnik. We all know AR-15 is the only right answer.

So here’s a thing that happened:

If the charges are true, then he should pay for his crime. Unfortunately there are a number of problems with his accusers and attackers:

Yes, because handcuffing someone who can no longer walk or run makes sense... Nothing like reliving those slave catching days huh?

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,

Seriously.  It’s a copy cat spec-warrior, that might also be a truly awesome rig, or might have some hillarious reliability issues that I can’t wait to read about.  $90k for the launch edition.... yeah, money grab.

The Raptor seemed like a game changer.  This feels a lot like a money grab.  It looks good, and I hope it is as good as they intend.

I thought the same until I had to pull a couple jeeps off their sides on some nasty trails.  The smell of 40 year old military clutch is not pleasant.

I worked on it before i quit that shitty company...it's a fiat...

Those steelie wheels are actually aluminum... Mostly loaded Badlands come at $37k, slightly more for Cherokee Trailhawk about $38k. Now, should I just buy 4 door full size Bronco Big Bend for the same money instead?!

I drive (well, in the before-times) 2 miles to work (5 round-trip. It’s like 3 miles up, 2 miles back because I make a big loop and mostly right turns.) and I was driving a Tesla Model 3. LOL.

In before someone says this isnt enough daily range for them.

I wonder if they just asked some guys sitting around the office if they wanted to hit the Rubicon in a pre-production car. Offroading experience not necessary. lol

I mean, the Trail Rated badge doesn’t say how much Jeep you’ll have left at the other end of the trail. xD