I felt safest in my old coralla, because my car was worth less than their headlight casing. People did not fuck with it at all.

Not just un-insured, but not even in the country legally. Over the years living here in the Houston area we have gotten rear-ended twice, both by someone in the country illegally, no id, no insurance, etc. The police just shrugged. No consequences for them, and all our insurance rates go up as a result.

That maneuver has a term coined. Around here, it’s called the 610 Slide. It’s what everyone does on I-610 south of downtown westbound where 288 merges and EVERYONE ABSOLUTELY HAS TO CROSS ALL LANES TO GET TO THE FANIN STREET EXIT RIGHT NOW.

This is what I remember about living in the DC/Baltimore area when moving from TX. Four hours of driving = seeing the welcome signs to about thirty seven other states. That barely gets you down to Houston from Dallas.

I used to commute from Katy to Mont Belvieu every morning on 1-10. 60 miles straight across Houston on the widest freeway in the world. In just over 3 years, I witnessed 3 fatal accidents happen, and probably passed a dozen more after they occurred. The place is a madhouse full of idiots with fake dealer license…

True that. Sliding doors would have been different, too - just not nearly as sexy.

Fun fact: if you're proud to be white, you can drink bleach to become *even whiter*! Own those libs!

This post is just as racist as those represented in it because it lacks diversity.

Yep.  As much as I enjoy the videos of racist cockwombles burning their own shoes, I’m hoping that CK’s next marketing deal will be with a manufacturer of something more flammable / explosive. “Semtex is proud to support Colin Kaepernick. Your move flag-humpers”.

Typical Deadspin making everything about race. Every sentence you have to remind us that he’s White. 

Siri, show me the exact opposite of a hustle triple. 

+1 looking like he jacked off an elephant

I might be crazy but I really want one with the rear mounted spare.

The Ford Fiesta Ecosport Edition: Now with less safety and worse MPG, plus literally no benefits...all for more money!

Contra: Gulf is completely washed at this point and has been overused to cliche status.

“Drivers are taking their eyes off the road without concerns because they bought a system that says it drives for them.”
 

The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.

Impressed by the Jazz in a losing effort.

IIRC, isn’t this what happened to Astros coach Rich Dauer at their World Series parade last fall?