That’s because it’s a Land Rover, not a Jeep.

Breitfeld’s vision seemed to be for something horizontal

Exactly. Protecting stupid people from killing themselves is the reason we have shit Trump for president.

See now, I don’t get the creepy neighborhood cannibal vibe from this at all. I see it as more of a Unibomber/hermit Harvey Weinstein sort of car.

The Fall Guy called and he wants his truck back!

Geez Torch, you don’t come off sounding like an asshole at all in this article.

Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

Honestly though...Washington Redhawks has a nice ring to it. Better than the Wizards and the Nationals if you ask me.

The concussion protocol must involve tossing him a ball and seeing how he reacts. When the team doctor tossed Savage the ball he immediately dropped it and stared blankly into space. So everything seemed normal and they cleared him.

She’s specifically a martian, so good luck with casting that.

Also its always been set in the US

These cars are so amazing, they add lightness on their own.

Putting a decent car ontop of a hideously lifted chassis is a tradition with a long and storied history.

It’s not bigotry if the person you hate is truly terrible in just about every way. We’re not intolerant solely because of his opinions. We’re intolerant because he’s a massive asshole with what he says and does.

The fact that people can’t name things that he has done right doesn’t reflect on the opinions or credentials of the writers, you gullible idiot; it reflects on how fucking terrible of a president Trump is. He HASN’T done anything right. He’s an absolute disaster. Go away with your aburdly stupid “bigot” bullshit, you…

what if it was a really, really powerful kick

Have you ever visited the DFW area? There is no other way to enjoy a car there. There are no corners.

The lack of Redline is disturbing.