A good idea executed through moonshine goggles.

Wait. July ISN’T black penic month? Well, shit. Where am I to bleat out my impotent white rage now?

My friend has a rental Silverado while his ‘19 Ranger is getting accident repairs. Some dude decided that his Hyundai belonged in my friends lane, while he was occupying it. Anyway, the Silverado is a newer one and it’s a fucking mess. First, the dash sits almost to the roof. You see more dash than hood. The seats…

These are hands down, the best steelies.

What's wrong with a straight dude playing as a chick? I do it all the time.

I just love how reporters are falling over themselves to announce the new Hummer as some type of breakthrough; as if Tesla isn't out there doing its thing.

Now THAT was shitty engineering. Who tf thought it was a good idea to run a live wire through an ignition source?

Or a nice retirement stint in a presidential cabinet.

Your opinion is stupid and so are you. Stop writing and embrace your destiny as a barista, you hack.

A bunch of keyboard car experts can shut the hell up. This thing is a beaut.

Well... It's because there's more (room for lots of) junk in the trunk.

Lifelong Astros fan here: Eat shit, you insufferable Boston fan. The Astros are just fine without your support.

Man, fuck you and fuck the sports media at large for blaming the entire Astros organization. It’s like you’re on a reverse smear campaign. The dipshit at the center of the issue has been fired. KK, fuck off now. Buh bye.

The Yankees sure get it breezy with Greinke, Verlander and then Cole.

He misheard coach. What he said was, it beats getting fucked by a plumber.

The police. He's talking about the police.

Redskins are on 2. 

Michael Jordan, Larry Bird and Kobe.

It's a football game, not a discussion panel.

Yok win two superbowl rings, do they call you Big Ben the superbowl winning QB? Noooo...