This sounds like a case of wag the dog, but the dog understands what’s going on. Trump is trying to sit at the big boy table; a great way to do that is drop bombs and saber rattle.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I’m sorry this dude is dead, but run onto an active track and this kinda happens.

All hat and no cattle is my guess.

Aroused. Definatetly aroused.

It’s like a movie that does lousy at the theater, but sells like crazy on bluray.

I dunno, something about leaving the whole back of the cab open seems dumb to me.

Eh, it had a gate at the tail of the truck, makes it a tailgate in my mind, regardless of how it’s hinged. I thought the EXT had a non-removable toneau cover too?

It had a split tailgate, carpeted bed and the toneau cover was automatic. It had a multidisk changer, leather interior, dual climate controls... what other options did it need? Why did it need 4x4? These trucks never left pavement. If you want 4x4, get a Raptor.

Wait, did we slipstream back to the early 00's? Cuz as I recollect, Ford hasn’t used badge engineering since then. I guess the Escalade is just a Tahoe too.

I want a Blackwood. They are gorgeous, eff the haters.

What’s wrong with jorts? They’re comfy and stylish.

...happily

Well then you can’t blame him. I remember the kittens congress shat when he used the war powers act to bomb Libya. What would they have done had he taken out the Assad airforce? I’m thinking they would’ve tried floating the notion of impeachment.

Or the hand wringing congress did to hogtie him into not responding.

There’s a picture of Trump on usatoday that shows him in the Mar-A-Lago situation room. I’ve got a few issues with this picture:

You know, I bet he still wakes up screaming.

So Alex, how much did Sony pay you for this article? Or are you a free whore?

Better idea. Stick the umbrella up their butt. ...then open it.

Oh my god. Seriously? We’re shitting on Forrest Gump now?

It’s intwresting and looks nice that they’re using a similar design language as the Model S in regards to the hatchback.