One of the best things about Lucas’ Star Wars was the design of everything. He’s a master world builder.

Because they’re rather re-sell you all the books and mech than have you keep all that old icky stuff. This Disney Wars dammit, re-buy, re-buy, re-buy!

No, no the kids are all mindless heathens with no appreciation for the past because iPhones and One Direction.

He’s seen it and said it’s the kind of film the audience wants to see. Which I like to think is an indicator the movie is, like Abrams’ films, a bunch of mindless action sequences.

Tip: Whenever booting up a Bethesda game “player.modav carryweight 9999” and then pretend you’re making a few hundred round trips to deposit all your loot.

All I want are some Lovecraftian Massachusetts locations: Arkham, Dunwich, Innsmouth...

Does it still have that horrible F2P scheme where you nickel and dime you for things like “Turn off our crappy looking hats” and loot drops?

And we got 6 of those parts. I hope in a few years someone leaks the remaining 3... Lucas’ notes that Disney/Abrams trashed.

Someone didn’t get the memo that everything Lucas has done is terrible.

Big mistake to price it more than Netflix.

In the next issue Doom shows Iron Man his new blog, right?

The Ewoks are fine as long as you remember they’re carnivores and view humans as food. That big feast at the end of ROTJ? Stormtrooper BBQ.

If the leaked plot is true, then yeah, it’s going to suck because it’s a typical Abrams mess of nonsense and plot hole wrapped in a mystery box.

The design of the craft was to emphasize how disposable the Empire viewed its forces as. It was a cheap mass-produced ship that was made for shock and awe displays, and if pilots died they were easily replaced.

And that’s why I’m voting for Cthulhu. Burn it all down.

I’m just going to hobble onto my lawn and yell at the kids. mumble, mumble.

Nothing awkward for me. I have the same situation with Doctor Who. Sure the original run had it’s bumps but most of Tom Baker’s run was prime Doctor Who. nuWho is just... terrible. So I’m content to enjoy Lucas’ Star Wars and ignore Disney’s cash-in version.

I think you need to visit a dictionary for a definition of the word “awesome.” That man with milking the fear of the population from the get-go.

This is not exactly a fast-paced movie, and if you watch it slightly groggy from a long work day, you will fall asleep.

No one went for the easy joke?