We've come for your daughter, Chuck.

Those eyes....those eyes are the eyes of sadness....

Well this will be useful for ComicCon

This is more innovative and useful than all of the apple announcements from today combined. Brilliant.

My experience was a bit different. More like a movie. Unlike you, I didn't care if that kid was my child or not. In my eyes I had to go save that kid even if it meant my life. The moment I woke up I looked around for a weapon. Found the axe. Spammed the button to pick up everything around me, then I ran off…

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

This is probably not a terrible idea, honestly.

Yes, it's on land. Not sea ice. So when it melts and slips into the ocean it adds to the ocean and causes seas to rise.

This might seem horrible but every-time I see Florida under water I do a little fist pump.

If the arctic ice melts you're right, and we're golden. The fact that Antarctic ice is mostly on land means our children and grandchildren are monumentally boned.

The West Antarctica ice sheet is on land.

The hardest part about this is as someone with a degree in science, and an adovocate of science and science education I want to spread awareness. As someone who wouldn't mind seeing Florida disappear off the map... I am, less concerned. :-P

Lex: Everything west of this line is the richest, most expensive real estate in the world: San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco. Everything on THIS side of the line is just hundreds and hundreds of miles of worthless desert land, which just so happens to be owned by...

No, a good time to sell your beach property to climate deniers for a premium...and buy lots of cheap (future beach property) land inland for your grand children.

"The relative good news is that the melting will take place over a few hundred years"

My first thought was: wow. 110 light years away? That's awfully far off to have been part of the same dust cloud. But then you take billions of years and the size of the galaxy into account, and all of a sudden, 110 light years seems — comparatively speaking — like across the street. Fascinating discovery.

As the fighting begins, I'm feeling apprehensive. I know quite a bit about CCP as a company, EVE Online and its unusual fanbase, but I know literally nothing whatsoever about MMA, so I'm concerned that they're going to get absolutely destroyed. I don't want to watch EVE's concept artist or someone get carried out on a…

You can pretend a broom is a useful way to clean wood and tile floors, but in reality, it just moves the dirt elsewhere. A vacuum is still your best option

I saw that and I just got a letter from the future, signed, death.

Boston Pizza has done something similar before, I present to you the PizzaBurger