I know just the other day I said to my husband,Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, “why, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspirituswho is totally my husband there are people who do not believe that our love is real. I think that you, Russian hockey player, Darius Kaspiritus, my serious and sincere and not fantasy…

I felt like I was the only kid in my high school who saw him as an irresponsible idiot instead of a hero.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

I used a Rough Guide on my study abroad in South America, and it was a really useful tool for a budget-conscious younger traveler. It listed cheap youth hostel and travel options in each city, popular nightclubs and gay clubs, and it had a section on ayahuasca trips and gave advice on how to use it. Great guide for a…

My friends and I did not skip on skip day because our AP Chem teacher would open up the lab and do cool experiments with us. SO MUCH BETTER THAN GREAT AMERICA. Also, I hate rollercoasters.

My bet? He would have understood it, argued the exception perfectly and succinctly and this case would been over today. He wasn’t stupid and he wasn’t out of touch, but he was smart as hell and deviously clever in his opinions.

the notorious Bedlam asylum.

I saw Craig Ferguson’s standup routine a few years back and he totally nailed the essence of this:

Riiiiight? Whose pee did he have to drink to get seated directly behind the royal family?

I love to wrap gifts. I enjoy the registry, so I can pick a gift that comes in a nice square box in just a few minutes. Then I spend hours coordinating the ornate paper and ribbons. I love to mix patterns and prints. I love the faces of the other guests as they oggle my work. I live for the "who wrapped THAT one?!" I…

My cat loves all food. He's also a horrible mooch and just generally a butt who refuses to learn good manners. He will climb ALL OVER YOU if you have food, just trying to get at that food. And then he tries to grab the plate. Or will smack your fork as you bring it to your mouth. And if you try to spray him with water…

Will be wearing these Charlotte Olympias on the big day. They've been sitting in my closet for months, taunting me.

Proud tuxedo cat owner here.

I would agree with that except I have actually watched the late late show and I would not describe Craig Ferguson as someone who would appeal to that demo.

Stormageddon's dad is taking the late night spot of a well known Doctor Who nerd? I am... Ok with this.

Oh God, you just reminded me of Anatomy. I'm still creeped out by that movie.

I'm a high social monitor so I often sub-consciously adapt my patterns of speech to match those around me. At best it helps me fit in and hopefully not make others uncomfortable, but at worst it sometimes sounds mocking, like I'm trying to imitate someone as a joke. Lying about your family background's a bit…

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