You jest, but she does in fact regularly wear a poncho that an inmate knit for her when she was in prison.

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So do they have to wear their shirts sideways, or what?

I picture this in the coffee shop booth

911 R...what’s the deal with that?

Al Gore never claimed that. Everyone who was involved in inventing and building the Internet gave Al huge praise for pounding the halls of Congress to explain the importance of the Internet and getting funding legislation to get it built.

Jerry wasn’t at the Amelia Island Concours today, but one of his cars was.

I feel like Heineken would taste a little better if the bottle were solid (or brown) and simply had a green WRAP. As it is, every other bottle has tasted skunked to hell.

I have an entire room for fucking. It’s called your mom’s bedroom! HIYO! Gimme me my stars.

anchor delivered journalistic responsibility messages

Black or charcoal suits for men...females should wear yellow, gold, magenta, cyan, but avoid red, blue or purple.”

Oh, haaaaaiiiii, it’s been 5 minutes, I better brag on this. And, course, this. :)

I worked in the internet sales group of the largest Toyota store in the area. All of my co-workers and I had pricelists for the whole line (including Scion) to quote to customers. The numbers we had were pretty much the lowest price within a hundred dollars or so. We would find the customer a vehicle with the…

Thats when you email back and say that you can’t come in to get a price quote on privacy concerns. Once they have seen your face they know who you are and can leverage that information to their advantage and that you aren’t falling for their ruse.

I’d like to offer my hypotheses that methamphetamines were somehow involved.

My god, man! It’s a double decker bus, not your mother!

COTFD

It’s almost like different people have different brains and act differently to different stimuli. But yeah, I agree he does need help.

Son of a bitch!

Fuck!