Both of those shows should have had at least three more seasons.

Having “less of an advantage” is not a disadvantage

One of them is a black hole sucking in everything in site and crushing everything into non-functional oblivion in an orgy of destruction.

Stubbing your toe sucks.

Banning his own impersonators was practically his first order of business.

The mother of all ‘hoisted by their own petard’ on ol Elon through thorough tanking businesses for 8 bucks.

Great idea!

And I am goddamnmotherfucking HERE for it! Burn baby, burn!

Honestly surprised we don’t have a major Musk impersonator blue check on Twitter doing stuff like tweeting pro-Taiwan remarks at official Chinese government and media accounts. Seems like that would actually hurt him more - not every government is going to know (or care) about the nuances of American parody on social…

You could go dip into the grays if you want to check.  Doesn’t seem like you have though.

I also love all the trolls saying how funny Chappelle still is, like don't lie to me man. 

The Root is kind of weird for a Kinja site because the trans-hating bigots are all un-greyed and you have to go to the greys to find anyone saying “Trans people actually DO deserve to live.”

Good thing we don’t care what you think.

Because he still has a large batch of fans and supporters, mostly white, middle age conservative males, ironically the very people he used to make fun of on his show.

What annoys me about Dave is that he is confident he's right.  He just keeps doubling down and acting like he's being reasonable while hanging with Joe Rogan and people like him.  He isn't unaware of systemic problems in the US, he is okay with not always being funny and his writing skills are top notch.  Yet this…

I mean, wasn’t she a Christian musician before she went mainstream and got big?

Katy Perry does not surprise me all that much. I am always amused when “out” republican actors claim they don’t get work due to their views. But really they just tend to be lousy actors or Kid Rock. (Except for John Voight, I will admit he’s talented.)

If people are influenced to vote based on who Katy Perry voted for then.... your country is fucked anyway. Utterly fucked.

Absolutely. Money matters more to those that are than pesky human rights - especially when the right in question (abortion) can be solved for them personally precisely BECAUSE they have money..

Hear me out, WHAT IF we stopped caring so much about what entertainers, sports stars and models think about politics and diverted our attention to the thinkers and intellectuals among us for all things ‘thinky’?