They won’t be as soon as they find out a blah man has purchased the platform.

Is anyone on Parler any more? I thought they all followed their orange idol over to Truth Social? 

Can we just give debate moderators a microphone kill switch, or perhaps a lever that operates a trap door behind the podiums? Every debate now involves a moderator saying “Excuse me. Sir. Sir. Excuse me. Sir. I have to... Excuse me. Sir, your time is... Sir. Sir.” for several minutes with absolutely zero effect.

Based on Musk’s current trajectory, we can expect him to be elected President of the United States in 2028 or 2032.

Apparently it gets you a horse, according to the SpaceX flight attendant who is suing him for sexual harassment. Give an erotic massage, get a horse. Nor word on feed, tack or boarding.

people bought at least 10,000 bottles at $100 a pop

I’m reasonably sure that Occupy Mars shirt tells you everything you need or want to know about Elon Musk.  

On top of all that, sunflower oil may very well have a smaller environmental footprint than canned tomato soup. 

“Are you more concerned about the protection of a painting or the protection of our planet and people?”

Throwing soup on a beloved artist’s painting is going to make exactly zero people think about your unrelated cause, let alone by sympathetic to it.

She told him to listen to Bill because he’s famous. As practical as that is for a career standpoint, good for Seth for sticking up for himself.

There’s a lot of great casting in the HP films, but he was easily one of the best.

I enjoyed his character in The World Is No Enough and Goldeneye, but I grew up with Harry Potter (books and movies) and always loved the way he played Hagrid. Hagrid felt like the fun uncle that you always want to be around and was by far one of my favorite characters in the series, double so because of Robbies…

Aw. He was always delightful when he popped up.

“Now, where was his mom in all of this?”
If she’s anything like my mom, she’d’ve been standing there screaming how I must’ve done something to upset Mr. Murray and how I was really going to suffer when we got home.

I was all set to snark until I read the “he was 9 at the time” part.  Yeah, shouldn’ta done that, Bill. Yikes.

because he’s got a base of millions of people who are absolutely going to keep him in the news cycle

Wait...if he said he loved Hitler, why did they leave it out? That’s a bit confusing. Let’s hope they release the transcripts, at least.

You do realize part of this is narcissism. He wants attention, and when he falls off the headlines he does something else outrageous.

And like wtf is a “neo-marxist” anyway? These people, I swear, conjure up words to sound smarter than they actually are.