Nice try, Borat, nice try. :D :D

“The old man on the phone didn’t say the young man stole the bicycle. He said one of the young man’s friends stole the bicycle.”
You know that makes this shit even worse, right?

Uncle Kanye will tell you it didn’t really happen.

Hey, journalists. There’s a solution to that.

So, we done carrying any water for him?
Really?
‘Cause his crap’s not gonna get any better...

‘BOUT TIME.

Who?

Fuck KKKanye.
Fuck KKKanye.
Fuck KKKanye some more—- and, on top of that, fuck you (Candace).

Good to know you did indeed check out the article... :)

:)

“$100 Netflix deal”?? :D :D Your Kinja handle is a tell. :D :D

“Not a good look!” Why? “Looked staged & opportunistic...” How? “... and gave strength to her critics.” What “strength,” exactly, o critic? “There was an element of exploitation to the whole set up.” What element? How so?

You have deep thoughts!

Yeah, but— they’re not people.

These big words don’t actually mean what you think they mean.

You musta missed the actual ‘90s.

You’re calling yourself “Laserfacelvr.” :D :D :D

“... until you grow a spine and a fucking common sense”?? :D :D :D

“Shitless”?? :D :D Perhaps you could be encouraged to learn a little more English. :D :D :D

Project harder.