If only Off Topic meant something indirectly related to gaming in a gaming site... What a strange world we live in, eh?

Err... and what about your partner/lover? Don't you spend time with him/her?

I'm gonna get flooded with Kotaku Core comments, but why is this on Kotaku? It doesn't have a single drop of gaming, technology, Japan or geekdom.

Protip: Gaming as a hobby (not a time waster) and having children are not compatible. Choose either one.

Well, seeing as Lucifer and Satan are always more powerful than Messiah...

People get offended for the strangest things...

I remember some ol' games that, you could say, have a hard coded minimum loading time. So no matter what you did, you wouldn't be able to skip that.

What dude?

You said it yourself. The plot is unaffected by your choices.

I didn't rewrite the geth, and I had peace between Geth and Quarians. Probably the only arc that was worth it on the long run.

I enjoyed it, but it still amounts to a disappointment.

Astonishing. I just glanced at the paper, and oh boy, he's gonna have such a wonderful time editing that.

Derp. Tomb Raider was published by Square Enix. Derp.

I just hope there's absolutely nothing coming from the mind of the one who edited this. "From the imagination of From Software"... sigh.

The nightmares... the nightmares are coming...

I, of course, didn't get to the then highest difficulty, gold. Only got to silver before I quit.

Actually, I've seen a lot of people that were confused on launch by the 3DS. Some of my friends even thought it was just a DSi with optional 3D, so they went an purchased 3DS games for their DSs!

Yes, I played it at launch. No, I will not revisit it. The only thing I can commend (that was done superbly) is the massive amount of free DLC it got. Suck on that, EA haters.

Yes, I tried it, and dropped it when I noticed the classes were wholly unbalanced. Vanguard rush? meh.

I didn't like the enemies on ME3. The reapers were all fun-draining bullet sponges. The cerberus operatives were underpowered. The geth were only fun because you could dismember them.