Always relevant:

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

NEUTRAL:

Buzzkill: all additional voltage will be used to power an enhanced soundaktor.

We have ~80k miles on ours and have had 0 issues. Budget for a lot of gas, and replacing the rear tires every 6-8k miles (fronts typically 12-15k). Other than that and brake pads at 30k, and pads+rotors at 60k there have been no major expenses or problems. We love it, best car ever.

excuse me ?!?! you are AMERICAN god dammit...

Depends on how you look at it. Let me put it a different way:

And whenever I feel like complaining, I remind myself that I’m young, healthy, employed, and happily married, that I have good relationships with my family and my in-laws, and that I have dozens of friends who are there for me when I need help.

I think I represent the average used Hyundai owner. Half the possessions in my house were wedding gifts; a quarter were broken things I picked up from a dumpster or curb or neighbor’s doorstep and fixed with used parts I bought on eBay; the remaining quarter were items I actually purchased in working condition. I…

He was easy to spot.

Trying to be very civil and minimally biased here-

There is no meaningful way for them to prevent this, aside from disabling mobile phones while they’re mobile. I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominators set the standards for EVERYTHING. If those people weren’t on their phones they would have been reading the newspaper or a book or doing…

Looks like it’s time for the tech companies to start hiring gun lobbyists to make sure they also can’t get sued for individual dumbassery which may involve the products they produce...

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

I think you’re lost. This is Jalopnik.

What a waste. The pope burning some guest laps in a 919 would have been utterly priceless.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Yeah never giving up is such an intolerable shit trait...