CNN tries to turn themselves into a gormless ‘embrace debate’ cesspool where racist nutbaggery gets equal time with thoughtful, bland centrism and THIS is the thanks they get? There are unicellular organisms in the methane pools of Titan that have more political knowledge than Wolf Blitzer!

Now you know Louie Gohmert’s body is too fucking stupid to recognize that internal bleeding from swallowing glass is man-made.

As awful a human as we all know Ghomert is, I think he’s really underrated as the worst person in Congress. Most people would give that to Steve King (or even Peter King), but Ghomert is an unusually awful person. Glass seems too good for him.

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

“Louie Gohmert started eating glass!”

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

CORKY:

Yes, the bubbie system. Always the best.

Couple things. One, if the Chamber Lid opened to reveal a small read-only card slot, they could make a KILLING selling $5 NES games at retail. And even smaller/indie games that have direct hardware access.

Soooooo... this is his way of turning down the VP slot w/o saying it out loud?

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

Looks like 5 to 6 minutes using a small bowl and my Oster steamer did the trick. The yoke was all liquid. At 7 minutes it started to solidify.

Counselor, baby! It’ll take at least 2 more years for AI to be as empathetic as I am 😉

Umm... the Fuckton is Imperial.

Sold Blackberry Curve 8900 on there for $125. Just list it. Does cost you anything.