Sean Payton please

a successful shoe salesman

No mentions of banging moms either.

What you were talking about was whether these guys ‘played’ video games, to which the answer is yes. Also, why assume that he only played Fallout for years, many speedrunners still play a variety of games, he just happened to take a lot of time towards playing this game in particular for awhile. Many competitive…

I appreciate this list because I know hardly any of the games. It’s great to see varied choices and not just Fallout 4 over and over.

Interesting, it appears to have originally been in some sort of foreign language.

You can’t blame Beckham for thinking Merton Hanks will stick his neck out for him.

I would kill my dog myself if that was a rule at my house.

Texts, or workplace IMs. SAY WHAT YOU’RE GONNA SAY.

I think you knew there was going to be a Hitler one, that’s fish in a barrel. Dropping Maddie McCann is impressive.

Ewe! The People of Wales won’t stand for such slander.

Considering that since I was about 16, my dad has refused to buy anything A) over $20 or B) in any way video game-related (he still thinks of them as toys for children), I’d like a $21 video game more than anything.

This the one?

And then Michael Jackson molested you?

I think you might be able to go into your played courses and find it even if you didn’t star or beat the course. Haven’t played in a while so I’m not sure.

God: “This is, in fact, happening.”

Oooh! I wanna see him cook a kid now!

Here’s my retro attempt. Some asset reuse, some original pixel pushing.

My snark-free advice: don’t buy based on the free game. You’ll probably enjoy either one. And seriously reconsider the 500gb. You’re better off attaching an external SSD. You’d be paying - essentially - $50 for 500GB of storage by upgrading to the 1TB drive. You can do a lot better than that (in terms of value) with…

My snark-free advice: don’t buy based on the free game. You’ll probably enjoy either one. And seriously reconsider…