What's funny is that you called Washington a good football program.

It'll have to be back to college for him. San Francisco is literally the exact scenario he claims is his strong suit. Fast paced athletic qb. If he can't do something there, every team in the NFL will be convinced that Chip Kelly can't be successful in the NFL.

When I was a kid I remember playing Street Fighter 2 on Sega Genesis. There have been dozens of street fighter games released in the 20 years since then. How are we only on Street Fighter 5?

The only way I could ever consider letting anything like that “mellow” would be if I lived alone and never invited anyone over my place. I can’t think of anything more disrespectful than presenting someone with a visual of my human waste.

You’re a fucking moron. The many used quotation marksaroubd “likely” because those are not his words. They came from an official NFL investigation and the author is pointing a league that made a conclusion that something nefarious “likely” happened cannot allow this new problem to happen only a year later in the same…

I am not a former punter but I found a couple of pennies I thought you might like. I’ll preface this by saying if you have seen my comments on Seahawks subjects in the past, you’ll know I am not a fan.

I'm going to take advice on reading from the worst writer at deadspin...

I asked a similar question before the vote went down when Kroenke released his manifesto on why St. Louis sucks for football.

What? That line killed at open mic night last week. Back to the drawing board. I appreciate your right to a different opinion.

Needs more human fecal matter and uncreamated body parts floating in the rivers.

Take as many stars as you want.

Why would an adult buy a jersey ever? The whole idea of owning a jersey is ‘when I grow up, I aspire to be X.’ No one is buying the fat 5'7" white guy with salt and pepper and a widow’s peak is Kobe Bryant.

You just came up with ZeldU’s story you bastard!

This graph shows basically everything wrong with Nintendo right now. Since the WiiU and 3DS came out 4 of the 6 “new” Zelda games are re-releases. Whatever you think about the capabilities of that hardware, they don’t have the people in place right now to put out consistently good games. All the calls for Nintendo to…

You worded so perfectly what I couldn’t muster the courage to say.

Correction: Keoenke is paying to build the stadium himself. So the California taxpayers are mostly off the hook already.

I wonder where Sarah was when Richard Sherman was blowing goodbye kisses to redskins fans in DC the first year he made the playoffs.

Luigi is infinitely better than Mario. I can't understand how this is even debatable.

Fair enough, but only the RBs are burning 7K a day?

Sure. And running a business means having customers so you should probably work with them and not consider working with them to be a waste.