I have another new XP world we live in question that I’d like to piggy back onto your post. Can you line up for a 33 yard XP and run a fake and get two points? I know it seems like it makes no sense, but since the team elects for the one point try instead of two, no team in their right mind is expecting a fake there.…

Yes. if you live in Seattle and had to deal with the subhumans that exist, you would be bitter anytime the Seahawks win a game.

Yeah, he played great against the Seahawks. Oh you mean he is the greatest when going up against shitty defenses. Oh I see.

Say what you will about Elmo, but the celebrity lullaby bit with Ricky gervais is the most gold that show has ever been.

With this meaningless win, the 49ers took themselves out of a top 5 draft pick. Fucking morons.

Fuck man. You were, most likely, an able bodied teenager. If you can't take the stairs at that age, humans are doomed.

Fights, penalty shots, and playing that space game during the second intermission. That's blades of steel.

What? That would have been a perfect toast topic, no?

All the stars in the sky for you.

That had to be the only time something like that happened to you. I mean what are the odds that your parents would lose track of you again, or that you would meet those two thugs ever again?

You missed the rest of his tweet:

You are indeed correct. Everything’s you play in 100 marios shows up in your played courses. Even if you skip them because they are shitty troll levels that you skip in the first two seconds because you can tell they are shit and trolly.

I love the funny money of professional sports. $1M per start. At 100 pitches a start that's $10,000 per pitch! Of course he puts a lot more work into his trade besides the start but goddamn, I'd like to get $10,000 per email.

Too bad Golden State has Steph Curry.

That Twilight Princess HD release is the not so subtle notice that there won't be an original WiiU Zelda title ever. Zelda NX.

We still objectify women, but only in cultures where women are expected to be submissive, so people shouldn't be offended.

Now if only Microsoft would get more of those fallout 4 bundles I sat on back in stock.

Now if only Microsoft would get more of those fallout 4 bundles I sat on back in stock.

You’re not a very friendly person. I am not surprised you live in Hellhole, USA.

Speaking of that Seahawks/Steelers game, I hear Russell Wilson is in a coma after that unnecessary roughness penalty he was on the receiving end of. Did you see it? He got lightly tapped in the back while he was still in the field of play running towards the sideline. Of all the terrible officiating this season,…

I was one of those. Dogs may need socialization but they absolutely crave human attention. They’ve been bred to interact with humans over other dogs. This dog seems like he was acting out due to a shitty (pun intended) owner.