Only a really really small percentage of the original source material is about her finding love but I guess since she's got two X chromosomes we're pulling focus on that!

The original comic was named Gunnm (Gun Dream) actually but it was localized back when they still called anime japanimation and I guess it just wasn't like, kawaii enough or something. The name of the main character wasn't even Alita. But it sort of is now, and now the comic character actually has wings and everything…

If movies marketed as being scary failed when they didn't deliver, how are there three Insidious movies?

Normally I'd roll my eyes at NIN, but it actually worked here. Because Earth is named after dirt.

Ha ha yeah man, screw those jerks with an incredibly basic uncomplicated order at the world's more common coffee chain. First up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Katie Rife is feeling me. I love the old low budget horror trailers in general, especially the ones that were aimed at Drive-In customers and they'd say the name of the feature at least THREE TIMES because they knew their core audience was making out/drunk/high. They were awful as trailers because they were usually…

I didn't know that either! What a lovely culinary education I'm getting today!

I learned something new today!

And just think, this is with all the craft and artifice of a professional food stylist, photographer, and photoshop retoucher.

"We do this drunk, we've been doing this drunkenly, and people just MAKE MISTAKES when they're drunk!" kind of raises a few warning flags.

I was sort of hoping he'd get away with the morphine scam long enough that the guy he was stealing the morphine from would die and roll off the gurney as a zombie and eat the kid while he was all out of it. Now that would be television.

This is amazing. He looks like he's been upholstered. It looks like the entire costume budget was a gift card to JoAnn Fabrics and Crafts.

I don't think Cheryl is really stupid, more that a combination of apathy and psychosis prevent her from ever bothering to use her higher faculties.

The fact that they didn't give a shit about their dog getting eaten makes me write off everyone on this show as suburban sociopath scum. I mean sure, you can have the practicality to prioritize your own life over that of your pet but no one even looked a bit upset or sad about that. What the hell.

Mina is a stone cold badass in the early comics, before she becomes sort of weird anachronistic hedonist. She's definitely the main character of the series. But I don't think there's any potential for a movie here. The action scenes would need an enormous budget, while the plot/characters would need the kind of…

The funny thing is that I played Ico AFTER that game, I knew the tragic end death (of a human this time) was going to be a fake out and it still got to me. Goddamn it.

I can't describe it because it's total spoilers but the last episode of Paranoia Agent RUINED ME in this regard. Ruined me.

I am kidding, but I do still hate the song. *shrug*

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I also want to express my appreciation for Danny DeVito's physical dedication to nearly Cronenberg levels of body horror, from squirming nude out of a leather couch to rolling around in purell while hissing that he just wants to be pure… that guy brings it to the table.