80's Bill Paxton is so awesomely repellent. Weird Science: "First I'd like to butter your muffin."

My long-ago ex-girlfriend was a former Cutco salesman who still had her sample set. She had no loyalty for the company — which had apparently tricked her into buying her samples after promising that they only needed her credit card info as a security deposit. But she said the sales pitch was factually solid, even if…

Since starting law school in 1995, I have never once correctly typed the word "statue" on the first try. So I feel your pain. But I deny any fault or liability in connection therewith.

The only Invasion USA scene I remember is when the bad guy makes that girl's glass coke straw disappear, "Dark Knight Returns" style. For me, this was easily the most compelling anti-drug message of the 80s, and I award it 10 Nancy Reagans.

This has been one hell of a good thread.

You're taking a ration of shit for this post, but I had a similar reaction. The author describes the meme's use of skittles as a "logical flaw"/"logical fallacy." That's not what those words mean.

He's a nice guy, but that don't fucking cut it.

I hate McG for not having anything to say to that prick.

For me, it's that the pretensions and pseudo-philosophies are so tightly interwoven with the plot and visuals. Trinity's action scene at the beginning was awesomely bizarre and inexplicable, but the rest of the first act gives you enough info that it actually makes sense (if you don't think about it too hard). Then,…

"There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king-shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat."

Like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

I have no idea what you're trying to say. But the women in this piece clearly have a lot of respect for their male colleagues and don't view them as the hegemonic enemy. Those colleagues' point of view might've added value to the piece. Their absence isn't a fatal flaw, though. It was a good, thought-provoking…

The conversation is about how women are treated by male journalists, which makes the perspective of male journalists relevant. If the men started dominating the conversation and sucking all the air out of the room, that would be a problem, but not one likely to happen here.

I struggle with this. Cis is "normal" in the sense of being common. It's overwhelmingly likely that anyone you're speaking to or reading is cis-gendered, so it can seem inefficient and silly for people to identify themselves as "cis" unless there in an unusual context where that's less likely to be true.

I saw the original in theaters and distinctly remember him saying "Earf," but have no confidence in that memory. Like, I don't know if I actually heard it and then they changed it, or if I got incepted/catfished into thinking I heard it by everyone else saying they heard it, or if I'm just racist.

NUMBER FOUR:
If they don't reach a peace that's alright,
Time to get some phasers and an emergency medical hologram on site.

"Far and away the best thing about the episode" was "topped by" another thing in the same episode?

"Your division between 'the joke offended me' and 'your joke was offensive' is simply a matter of degrees of specificity."

There is a difference between saying "I am offended" and "your joke was offensive." The first statement is subjective and inarguable. The second says something about the content of the joke and the culpability of the comedian.

Sophia Vergara, call your office.