I can’t with this petty motherfucker. Grown ass man still rhyming about some woman he broke up with two years ago. Get the fuck off my lawn.

Kids take up every fucking minute of your goddam life, and they’re an inconvenience to others, which is why Moms usually band together in packs. Spread out the misery.

I had a similar experience when my father was dying. I got on a train crying because he had essentially told me moments before that his terminal disease was approaching the end. People weren’t laughing but some were certainly staring at me with something other than kindness in their eyes and it made me want to spit at…

Look, if you are all about protecting your kids from sexualized Halloween costumes, I’m all for it. But being a man and using the word whore, while worrying that your child actually wants to entice men is a very fucked up notion. Protect your kid, sure. Teach her respect for herself and others. That will not happen if…

= Rape Culture

This is sadly not surprising to me at all.

From the link that Low Hanging Fruit provided above:

She couldn’t leave if she was uncomfortable or just wasn’t feeling it, because he had taken her jewelry.

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It’s a good way to ensure that she needs his permission/cooperation to end the date. He probably would have grabbed her phone and put it in his pocket if he thought he could play it off as “cute” or “romantic.” So creepy!

“Who the fuck does this?”

Yeah, this was the thing that made this guy seem worse than the average douchebag. She couldn’t leave if she was uncomfortable or just wasn’t feeling it, because he had taken her jewelry. So messed up. 

I’m in touch with my rings and other people’s rings

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

Anda: If she’s not interested, I want to understand why; it won’t hurt my feelings.

“I’m the founder of a start-up focused on the coffee market in Yemen; that’s my No. 1 priority”

Compared to other monstrous or cartoonish qualities he has it hardly registers, but Trump is incredibly indecisive. He is highly suggestible and clearly has no plans so it’s pretty easy to get him to change his mind. He has the resolve of a wet tissue.

I kind of love that about the Nobel. It’s like, they may give you the prize, but it’s not really about you.

Justice is blind too you corny bastard and she’s going to get you*