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This guy never had "it" to lose it in the first place.

Where's the companion ranking of pizza toppings piece?

The best part is Rece Davis responding to Holtz as if he had no trouble understanding that gibberish.

"star of Snow Dogs"

Almost positive this guy is a thespian.

What took him so long is my question

"Additional reporting by Barry Petchesky"

Thank you, Samer, for being seemingly the only deadspin writer not to take a potshot at the Jaguars while mentioning another team.

phew, no usage of "shitty" followed by "Jaguars" in this post

You had to preface "Jaguars" with shitty didn't you? Sigh.

are you a Jags fan deep down

The original Marshawn Lynch

DEAD.

forced it.

How To Be Cool

That second pitch was a legit throw. Damn impressive for a 62 year old cyborg.

I don't know about you, but I came to watch Tony Randazzo, so I got my money's worth.

hey you're funny

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