Came for the butthurt soccer fans was not disappointed. MLS reaching end of the li e

Incorrect. StLouisans brag about how little they care about teams that aren’t the Cardinals, to impress everyone about how devoted they are to the Cardinals

Here’s your guys guide to T-shirt’s

Here’s your guys guide to T-shirt’s

“Collusion, of course, is difficult to prove.”

Bearded 20-something guy in flannel: whoa that’s horrible!

Bearded 20-something guy in flannel: whoa that’s horrible!

I’ll pay $600 and if I can get free online

North American gaming media

Yep. Come to us, we’re a sanctuary city!

What was really dangerous was Bill Clinton being too busy getting his knob polished to prevent 9/11 from happening #MeToo

Ok look, Brady is a psychopath and the Patriots represent everything that has gone wrong with the NFL since the owners decided to start scripting outcomes WWE-style, but who really cares how Brady takes care of his body, especially when the irrefutable results (as opposed to the fraudulent results) are what they are

Sour grapes, definition, see above

Little point in trying to decipher this system. It’s used primarily to help the teams the NFL wants to help (See, as with every instance of this, New England Patriots)

Only at Kotaku would a writer feel the need to comment on a completely irrelevant line about Mario.

Where is Nathan Fielder when you need him

Nope. Kind of fruity

Those 2000s Seahawk unis were some try-hard CFL looking ass unis. The current ones are very good

We are loving it, please keep it up

Unless and until these types of articles have the inmates’ victims opine on the situation, don’t care

I just want to meet a nice guyyyyyy

It’s pretty obvious she wants all the benefits of marriage and none of the obligations. And also she wants to f$&& other guys, like probably a lot