(Teeniest states raise collective hands) “Um yeah? How about ‘go get fucked’”

Missed face mask on Goff prev possession, would have been 1st n G at the 1. Rams get td instead of fg

WHY YOU MUST TRY THE ARANCINI IT IS DIVVVVINE OH YOU DEWWW KNOW WHAT ARANCINI IS DONCHU DAHHHHLING

Yah man it’s the propohanda man

I didn’t actually read this article. Can I assume it checked all of the predictable boxes:

Yah you are right bro see it was like all the countries were like America bro you got to get rid o slavery man and America was like nuh uh and then all the countries were like that’s lame and then America said aww and then said fine we’ll get rid of it even Lincoln was like gosh darn it they said we had to so…

I did because IT WAS SO BORING

YES DAHHLING WE HAD THE MOST SPEC TACK ULAR TIME AT FOGO WHY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT

3 hours? You spent 3 hours not politely confronting the staff or management, and then going on at length about it here?

Definitely. After reading this article I’d be quite surprised that she might be interested in telling everybody, at length, using as many words as possible, going into every minute detail, what was wrong with her experience, except for the restaurant manager

This is on point. The fact is that only Republicans wanted to end slavery. There were a lot of people who didn’t want to end it.

It’s actually Republicans you need to thank.. but I think you guys already know that’s synonymous with white people, right?

Cookie Clicker On Switch Is The Definitive Cookie Clicker Experience

I know those old men and their fat wallets. They were just asking for it! Trollops 

I will say this AOC should consider this move bc I thought she an idiot before I heard her speak and then after I was oh wow she really is an airhead! Give it some thought

Here is the rise and fall

Because we all know how much the Patriots freely admit wrongdoing when caught

I love it! At this rate you guys are going to re-elect Trump and then you will REALLY go off the deep end. Munch munch popcorn

NO BETO DO NOT STOP

But since it was the women’s bracket it didn’t matter and no one cared