No any return that starts in the end zone should be considered 80 yards bc that is the marginal improvement over taking a touchback, which is a given. Same for if you take it out and return it to the 15, it’s a minus-5 yard return

I also score free taco sauce by going to Taco Bell and getting a shit ton of taco sauce

Bigger boobs

Yeah, your note to Steam was pretty stupid and it is quite obvious why you were banned

Brittany Bowlen sounds either a) super awesome or b) massively cunty

“Whatever the hell this is” is what beat Green Bay in the NFC Championship. The Seahawks play cruddy sandlot football that you can’t game plan for. They actually practice these types of plays because they cannot run a legitimate offense

These guys are the best. Like the ones who signed on right after the Super Bowl. “I must defend the Patriots sacred honor!!” I love that they have fans like this

There’s one thing we all have to remember, and that it’s times like this that Patriots fans are reminded how much everyone hates them, and there is nothing they can do to change it, ever

I have a feeling the pretty blonde isn’t going to have trouble getting free things in her lifetime

“Qwhite bazarre” has more bite when you know, you don’t misspell bizarre. Qu-Black Writing Skills. See?

Thank you, and let’s go Steelers!

The Seahawks do suck shit and have sucked shit since sucking shit in a massive sucking shit way against New England in the Super Bowl. The problem is that as the NFC Patriots teams are obligated to play like complete dumbass morons against them and gift them wins they don’t deserve

Everyone please take a moment and pay your respects to the console and brand that brought video gaming out of kiddie Mario land and into the mainstream

He didn’t do it and even if he did everyone else does it and it doesn’t even matter if he did it which he didn’t and (covers ears) LALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU

HAW HAW WHERE THE HAWT INTERNS AT??!!

Trump Derangement Syndrome

And this has been your daily dose of liberal hypocrisy re “diversity”

For my money, nothing quite announces “I’m an uneducated slob” like using “wherefore” for “where.”

Monopoly Thin Skinned Whiny Kid edition

Smart money is game is moved to KC with the anthem played by mariachi band because this is the NFL and the Rams and the Chiefs