Overheard at the scene,

Really makes me miss Mark. He would have taken this to its logical conclusion of getting and eating his own casting.

Jimmy Carter said he’d go with Trump.

I went to an all-boys Catholic school. In a discussion on abortion, I gave the opinion that no matter any of our personal beliefs on the issue, the decision ultimately rested on the woman’s whose body it was, and that I was pro-choice because there are a lot of different circumstances that give rise to the need for…

He’s the worst. Look at how he treats his poor daughter!

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

correct?

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Haha I watched four Christmases on a plane-couldnt do it either, ended up switching to a professional dog show or something and flipping through the in flight magazine making tough choices about which of the snacks I would get were I to pay 10 dollars for a snack and which one I would pick if I could only eat that for…

Idk Reese, you did make This Means War. Pot, kettle, black.

Yeah ladies, don’t be a bitch and ask boys about their questionable government spending, be a cool girl and let it slide.

Could it be Carson is one of those people, like me, who can only use the bathroom at his house for #2? Because that would be a totally legit reason to fly home in the middle of a campaign.

As long as she’s not throwing up to maintain her girlish shark figure.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me